It advertised an average return across strategies that were not running, over a total value that was not there. Numbers nobody could stand behind, presented as a yield product.
Removed on two counts: it was not true, and advertising yield to people in the EU is a regulated activity we are not set up for. The same reasoning closed the subscriptions product earlier this month.
Back to the site →Removed 2026-09-10. The old page is archived rather than destroyed. Anything that actually pays — the perpetual vault drip, the city — is unaffected and still reachable from the homepage.